Hoosiers Gone Wild

It's that time of year again, when the rain comes and melts the snow, causing the flood waters. Does it bother me? No, because I'm not stupid enough to live on a freakin' river! People are such idiots around here. Every year the river reaches above flood stage, and every year the people living there complain about it. Then freakin' move ya jackass! Tonight on the news there were stories about cars having to be pulled out of water because the roads were flooding. Uh Hello?!?! Cars + Water = Bad! Duh! If you see water on the road, don't try and drive through it! Sheesh!