Blah to the 4th power

What the hell makes late night pathetically boring? Sure, I can waste time online researching something I already know, or amuse myself by watching fart videos on YouTube... but come on, it's been done to death. I could look for more things to do on my trip to Los Angeles, but there's only so much I can plan when I'm only going to be there for 5 days. Besides, I already have my short list of celebs I plan on stalking capturing a photo with. Back when I was younger (like I'm old now or something) I was always doing something. Had a boat load of friends, places to go, and always had cash in my pocket. Now I have a couple friends, nowhere to go, and a debit card. Now's the time I think about how pathetic I'm sounding, and refer to what I say to others. Suck it up!