Shiny Happy Lizard

For the last week I have been decorating for Christmas. The lights are on the house, the plastic wisemen are lit up, and everything outside is good to go. Now inside has been a challenge this year. Of course all of the usual decorations are up, but every year I always have new stuff to add to the mix. It seems that the glitter companies have the edge on Chistmas decor this year. No matter what I find, it's either glittery, sparkly, or shiny. What happened to the old plain dull cool things? I feel like Cinderella, and if you knew me, you'd have a hard time imagining that. There is glitter everywhere! On the floor, clothes, furniture, desk, and even trapped inside my keyboard. And of course the vacuum doesn't pick it up. Guess I need to invest in one of those Dyson thingies that "never loses suction." Hey, I should get a kickback for even saying that.