The Annoying Bush

As a child when I learned that the United Stated was the "land of the free", I never would have guessed it left out a few words. It has finally been brought to light that it actually is "land of the free to takeover." That's right, our favorite guy George W. Bush is at it again. Hey Georgie Boy, along with the sea ports, why don't you throw in a little extra. Say, I dunno, secret codes to weapons of mass destruction? Yes, thats it!! Lets give foreign countries access to all of our military resources! Oh, and of course lots-o-cash. He says he will automatically veto any attempts to object this takeover. Why? Do you even have to ask? His Daddy!! Georgie Sr has all the ties to the Arabs. They are his buddies. Ok, come on all of you American-Arabs, don't get your panties in a bunch. You aren't in America for your health. You CHOSE to be here. Bah! Where the hell is Michael Moore when you need him!?!?!
Have a lovely evening all, I'm off to have a cigarette while I still can in my own house.